Coyle & Sharpe try to enlist a gentleman's help for "borrowing" some library books.

Coyle & Sharpe just want to help a young man with the things he doesn't need.

Coyle and Sharpe introduce a unique yet vicious new... pet?

Coyle and Sharpe describe a secret weapon.

Coyle and Sharpe have an idea for an interesting art project.

Coyle and Sharpe describe a new kind of door.

Coyle and Sharpe want to punish a man for his stride.

Coyle and Sharpe propose a solution to the pigeon problem.

Coyle and Sharpe have a way for the Giants to achieve victory.

Coyle and Sharpe chant while a man reads.

Coyle and Sharpe attempt to confiscate a motorcycle.

Coyle and Sharpe propose a novel way of getting litter off the streets.

Coyle and Sharpe try to make a man feel bad for watching softball.

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a student to let them burn his books.

Coyle and Sharpe use their Sounds of San Francisco series to ask a man about a home observation project they would like to conduct with him.

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a man to insert a lens and film into his head in order to capture the world as a human camera.

Coyle and Sharpe use their series Sounds of San Francisco to segue into asking a man to donate one of his facial features to a Feature Way, a bank of human facial features, to show his love for San Francisco.

Coyle and Sharpe convince a man to insult a stranger on the street in the name of civic improvement.

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a man to have his brain wiped clean in order to teach him a new language called Polylingua.

Coyle and Sharpe add a duo of young boys to their ruse and try to convince a woman that the boys, with their instruction, have destroyed multiple homes.

In another edition of their Sounds of San Francisco recurring segment, Coyle and Sharpe ask a man to identify the sound the shade.

Coyle and Sharpe attempt to convince a man to exchange his innards with complete strangers.

Coyle & Sharpe attempt to initiate an English gentlemen into their death cult.

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a man to undergo experimental surgery that would remove his tongue and exchange it with a foreign person’s in order to get rid of their accent.

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a man to live in a grave during the day, come out at night, and join their cause in taking over Los Angeles.

Coyle and Sharpe campaign for a man running for governor, cruelly nicknamed The Human Leech, who attaches himself to people with suction cups and sucks out their energy.

Coyle and Sharpe try to convince a seminarian to hang from a pole in the middle of an airport runway as a way of training pilots to avoid birds while flying.

Coyle and Sharpe try to get an investor for a new line of cigarette filters made of hollowed out human pinky fingers.

Coyle and Sharpe try to explain to a San Francisco man the nickname, Levito, for an independent candidate for governor who has the ability to levitate.